apparently...

...if you're about 6 years old and at recess in the park, it's quite okay to tree-water with your pants pulled down. i mean come on, your teacher ignoring you gives you the automatic pass-go, the grandmas giggling allow you the "i don't know any better" excuse, and even your cootied-girl classmate observes your act with a silently acceptant curiosity.

in spain, recess mola.

*dedicated to the non-fearing potty-trained man i passed on my way to school today.